A Bronte Kind of Day
- November 21, 2010
- Category: Daily Diary
- (18) Comments
Do you love to read books from long ago? When lovers never came to a good end? Well, here is the Red Pine Mountain version.
Morning is here or is it? The skies are bleak. An icy drizzle falls. Oh, perfect for the Gothic novel lover in me. I sigh contentedly as the wind whips through the trees and echoes down our chimney, “We could be on the lonely moors. Just like Wuthering Heights.” I said to Mountain Man.
Mountain Man, not a fan of the Gothic genre, grunted and said, “Looks like darn miserable weather to me.” And while I gazed out the windows at the low lying clouds and dreamed I was Catherine wandering the moors, my Heathcliff abandoned me to do chores.
Of course, he had help.

And while he toiled away under the cold skies, I dreamed of windswept moors, lonely and deserted.

I sat down at the computer and tried to write a great romantic novel but not being Emily Bronte, I got stuck on the first paragraph. “Oh, well, always chores to do.” and I wrap myself up in garb suitable for the cleaning of stalls and the shoveling of poop. Not the gauzy, filmy gowns Catherine would wear but then again I’m not willing to succumb to a fatal chill. And of course, I had help.

As fast as I could shovel messy bedding out of the stalls, the guineas sifted through it looking for pieces of grain in the poop. Hmm, I bet Catherine never thought about poop as she gazed out her window fixed on her beloved’s unseen image in the mist.
The turkeys, being infinitely more practical, got to the poop before I even had a chance to remove it from the stalls.

And when I told them to get out of my way, they, in keeping with the Gothic spirit of the day, gave me the evil eye.

The chickens tried their darnedest to participate but taking after the more refined Edgar Linton, they limited their foraging to clean pieces of poop free bedding.

And when the sun began to set and the moon started to rise, nature beckoned to me and I responded running outside in my shirt sleeves paying scant heed to the winds whipping mercilessly through my body.

It’s magical.

And mysterious.

And the moon is so clear.

I look the other way and see a bank of low lying clouds.

The wind blows harder. My eyes fill with stinging tears that turn quickly to ice. I hear the sound of star crossed lovers whispering on the lonely moors. And at that exact moment, a shadow passes over the moon.

I shiver and think of Catherine and Heathcliff buried side by side and I hasten into the house. Goodbye to Wuthering Heights, goodbye to the Gothic romance filled with pain and revenge. And sleeping in his chair by the wood stove is my very own Mountain Man and I let his not so gentle snores take me away from the moors of long ago and back to our farm in the mountains of Vermont where beautiful pink clouds stand not for love gone awry but a tender, sweet moment in time.

The End!

well done!!
Date: November 21, 2010
I love your story, but somehow, I don’t think Bronte had turkeys giving the “evil eye” in any of her stories. I like your style better.
Date: November 21, 2010
Best “gothic” novel I’ve read all day!!
Date: November 21, 2010
Wuthering Heights was not my cup of tea, too much drama
Date: November 21, 2010
Now that is my kind of story!
Date: November 21, 2010
I think you really could write that novel. You’re off to a great start! Happy Thanksgiving to you and MM. Give Faeden a hug and kiss for me.
Date: November 21, 2010
“and I wrap myself up in garb suitable for the cleaning of stalls and the shoveling of poop”
Too funny, maybe your the comedic Bronte Sister???
Date: November 21, 2010
Great story and pictures! Happy Thanksgiving to you!
Date: November 22, 2010
I agree with Mountain Man–weather sounds crappy! I’m not into Gothic either.
Date: November 22, 2010
Oh, I really, really love your real-life tale of Vermont so much better! It is just beautiful there and not nearly as oppressive as the moors!
Date: November 22, 2010
Well, DONE! You have your first paragraph!
Linda
http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
Date: November 22, 2010
So glad I could come by today and read! What beautiful pictures and lovely story……..keep going!!!!!!!! I think I would love to come to Vermont…… it is getting cold in Kansas. Running around getting the animals ready!
Hugs friend, Linda
Date: November 22, 2010
My dear, your present day tales are much more romantic and endearing than all those stories on the moors. Even though some of them are definitely for the birds.
Date: November 23, 2010
What a wonderful day! (I do love Bronte books.) Love those goofy turkeys, and your sunset was just magical.
Date: November 23, 2010
Better than Bronte, if you ask me.
Date: November 23, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving!
Linda
http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
Date: November 23, 2010
Sometime it’s fun to just fantasize, pretend we’re that wistful heroine. But I think we all prefer the more down-to-earth heroine of Red Pine Mountain with her muck-out-the-stall boots and wardrobe. She’s the one we can truly relate to.
I thank you for your most insightful comment on my blog post “What’s Life Worth?”. I think in the beginning we try too hard; attempt to do all the things that the gurus tell us and end up being torn in too many directions, losing that all important balance in our life. You’re a 100% correct; it is not worth it.
Date: November 24, 2010
Beautiful pics as usual. Just stopped by to wish you and Mountain Man and all the animals a wonderful Thanksgiving – enjoy the feast!
Date: November 24, 2010